it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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