She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Be still, my beating vagina.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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