found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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