Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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