But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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