i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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