One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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