she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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