The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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