when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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