dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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