Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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