I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize