Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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