whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
420 ftw
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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