Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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