Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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