He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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