Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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