i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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