speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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