I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
wow bdsm is so cute
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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