They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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