Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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