So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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