hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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