Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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