It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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