going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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