Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You pole danced in your parka.
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You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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