She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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