ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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