RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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