i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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