the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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