I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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