its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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