Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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