I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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