4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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