It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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