He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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