We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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