Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
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you didnt know i had herpes?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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