Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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