She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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