I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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