Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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