she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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