dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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